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Alan Demotivational Poster

ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"

TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

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DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm


TAGS: snape rape face the like harry potter alan sidney patrick rickman
Rating: 3.67/5

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Arnaldo - January 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
good one
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:44 pm

aesop, you need to get rid of that avitar. You are only 940 posts away from earning a greybeard ranking, not a bastard version of your own creation
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'm sorry, am I failing to recognize a meme?

Denny Crane and Allan Shore -

TAGS: crane allan alan allen shore boston legal tv show
Rating: 2.87/5

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CRaSH...doesn't wanna sign in - May 3, 2009, 10:43 pm
What a pair of flamingos.
Lloyd - December 11, 2008, 6:49 pm
Denny Crane.

BALANCE - Life is defined by death; and death by life. Therefore without life we can never die, but without death we can never live.

TAGS: balance life
Rating: 4.96/5

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ambslashrat - June 21, 2011, 8:20 pm
does that make me immortal because i have no life?


TAGS: balance calendar easy death
Rating: 5/5

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Valymar - March 16, 2012, 5:25 pm
Phew... wow!
maoworks2 - March 13, 2012, 9:24 am
It Makes You Think 5L.

A DICTIONARY - The Jedi would still be alive if they had only looked up the meaning of the word 'Balance'


TAGS: life balance time
Rating: 4.61/5

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Budog - June 14, 2012, 9:10 am
Simple, but deeply profound. 5L
Sho - June 13, 2012, 4:19 pm
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - June 13, 2012, 4:18 pm

..and better and better with each entry.


TAGS: aussie bait new zealand west island
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

redsfan - October 25, 2009, 8:21 pm
as an aussie, i like it......
Derek - October 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Far fewer of us on Easter Island
Chopperliscious - June 23, 2009, 11:21 am
:-) Feel the Love.
Hendo - June 21, 2009, 11:52 pm
Scary fact: for every 10 New Zealander alive on the planet, one lives in Australia. NZ must suck!
Chopperliscious - June 21, 2009, 8:47 am
:-) x0x
ethereal_joy - June 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
you fucking wish, ass face! get something original to bitch and moan about

WELL BALANCED MEAL - The Irish version of a "well balanced diet!"


TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion
Rating: 3.22/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
1 lion btw...
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
i don't hear anyone bitching about this not being funny...nice double standard, i would expect no less from the dumbocrats
RONSART - April 8, 2009, 2:15 am
Thank You Miss Deltabob.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:38 pm
Hmmm...that quote sounds familiar. I just read that some where recently. LOL...nicely done. I'll throw my five into the pot now.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:22 pm
If only it were that easy. Ron, I am humbled.


TAGS: alternative fashion rebel alan martin
Rating: 4.83/5

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mariand - February 12, 2012, 3:33 pm
so true, these days...

AVALANCHE DOG - Where is that stupid guy hiding?


TAGS: avalanche shut up or neener dies
Rating: 4.91/5

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forseti - November 4, 2010, 4:18 pm
I'm glad that I don't live in an area exposed to avalanches. 5 glaciers!
5150monkeylove - October 28, 2010, 7:29 pm
This is your first poster I added to my favs. 5 rescue dogs
flint - October 28, 2010, 6:34 pm
The whole thing gels, great stuff, 5l
crankyhead - October 28, 2010, 6:34 pm
very nice neener =)
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:31 pm
Agreed this like many of your latest have been perfect.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:29 pm
Well done Neener.....you've really upped your game .5L

SEALAND - That's the joke.

TAGS: sea land sealand england ocean contry hetalia
Rating: 2.7/5

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Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:15 pm
Didn't work out terribly well did it? Still, they got off lighter than the Argentinians did.
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:33 pm
Wow, Lina. Thanks for holding my hand while I crossed One-Lion Boulevard.
pornojoy - September 25, 2009, 5:44 pm
minus funny...


TAGS: nature balance zombie dinosaur future
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by TheMotiMilitia

FatherTyme - June 18, 2011, 2:33 pm
Hmm, awfully close to one that looks vaguely familiar :) #131999
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
Yeah, I was sick that day. Figures.
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 8:14 pm
You behind on the times Mr mod? This is for the team motifake challenge.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:04 pm
You guys? Who guys? Still, 5L!
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 8:54 pm
Very good you guys. 5L

THE BALANCE BEAM - Another Great Spectator Sport

TAGS: balance beam spectator sport ass vagina leotard
Rating: 3.35/5

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Blackskyy - August 7, 2009, 2:09 pm

RIVALRIES - Let's Go Avalanche

A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori

TAGS: new zealand white guys idiot
Rating: 4.47/5

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caveman - July 4, 2011, 8:59 am
Well i did post it on there, but it was a couple hours after this particular one
440wakeup - July 4, 2011, 6:47 am
It automatically posted there, I was checking on my douche uploads and this was th frontpage, i saw it on that site first.
caveman - July 3, 2011, 11:23 am
Oh yeah, guess i didn't even realise
rerun - July 3, 2011, 11:09 am

you could post the pic to another site as well.


ANY GIVEN SUNDAY - 'Because that’s what livin’ is It’s the 6 inches in front of your face' I’m motivated, if only my girlfriend was

TAGS: july calandar sex face live
Rating: 4/5

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MashiMashi - June 10, 2012, 12:00 am
And like life what your girlfriend wont do...Some guy with a funy hairstyle is willing to tear himself and everyone else aroiund him to do.


TAGS: togetherness day balance man and tractor wife there too wonderful weight thank god for obesity farming farmer fun
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:54 pm
SHE ... offsets me. *wipes tear*

COLOSSAL FAIL - For the moments where "Epic" is an understatement.

TAGS: alan
Rating: 2.67/5

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TAGS: 42below vodka new nz zealand
Rating: 2.55/5

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LeightonESmith - March 25, 2011, 6:26 pm
damn the limes were crap had to mix up a 42orangessoda
LeightonESmith - March 25, 2011, 6:19 pm
8:18am. Time to mix a fresh squeezed lime into a pool of 42 and soda.... ah.... the perfect brekie drink (or for any other time of the day) ;-)
agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 1:00 pm
Keep working on it, Smith... many take longer.
LeightonESmith - March 11, 2011, 8:02 am
I am so massively stoked to break my motifake cherry on my 3rd attempt!!! :-D

RORSCHACH - Doesn't get invited to alot of parties.


TAGS: anybody seen my tail balance tightrope
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cubbybear - August 1, 2010, 1:25 pm
Whip it good! LOL...5L
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:23 pm
LOL! Outrun the crack of that whip! 5L

Poverty -

TAGS: funny poor money middelburg mpumalanga
Rating: 4.44/5

AVALANCHE - That'll teach you to yell at snow!

LEW ZEALAND - Master Of The Boomerang Fish

TAGS: lew zealand muppets
Rating: 2.07/5

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Rambo Terror - June 25, 2009, 1:46 am
Quite sad really...this pic had so much potential

ALAN MOORE - Just shit cinderblocks

BALANCE - The word "Happiness" would lose all its meaning If it was not balanced by the word "Sadness"

TAGS: happy sad balance definition
Rating: 4.71/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - October 28, 2011, 10:27 pm
Sorry, the smart phone decided to go all dumbass on me. I meant to vote a 5. Wish I could change it, but I can't, so yeah. Still funny though.

I KNOW, RIGHT? - Slut.

TAGS: irony that even alanis morissette can appreciate
Rating: 4.12/5

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MO - March 12, 2010, 9:12 pm
Check! 5!
Produceman117 - March 12, 2010, 9:05 pm
Okay MO... The obvious joke is that the polar bear falls in its own habitat. And the not-so-obvious joke it that the bear is lying on its back with its legs spread. Like a slut. K?
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 9:04 pm
MO - March 12, 2010, 9:03 pm
NEEEEYOW!!! Little help here!!
MO - March 12, 2010, 8:53 pm
Damn it! I want to 5 it!! I can't till it quits flying over my head! Neeeeyow! *ducks*
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 8:51 pm
LMAO! 5Ls.
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 8:46 pm
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:39 pm
Through the fukkin roof, Veggie!!!!! I take back all the 1L bombing I've done on you!!!

BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE - Is the balance between Order & Chaos When the scales tip too far in favour of one, they inevitably tip in favour of the other Thus restoring balance

TAGS: balance universe
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - August 17, 2011, 6:10 pm
Aha! The purpose of the riots was to overcome boredom! ;-)


HAWKEYE PIERCE - Male chauvinist womanizer and regular drunk. But he protested war, so he was a liberal icon. Go figure.

TAGS: mash hawkeye alan alda
Rating: 3.52/5

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aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 9:07 am
M*A*S*H was a good show
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 4:21 am
G'night Canada...here's praying you don't get shanked by a whino.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:20 am
anyways i gota crash, Night
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:20 am
gget stabed by some homeless dude because i dont give him chance or somethin
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:19 am
NO Shit 'EH?
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:18 am
its time i pass out, or i wont make it to my noon class. Night
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 4:18 am
Alcoholism is fun....Whoooooot!. Just don't walk around downtown late at night....the core can be dangerous.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:13 am
bonus to was all night happy hour
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:12 am
A small army of them!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 4:11 am
Oh. I know the pyramid well. Do they still have waitresses that could suck the chrome off a bumper hitch?
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:09 am
pyramid cabaret, north of broadway on fort street
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 4:07 am
Where was the show? I lived in the "peg" for a few years.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:06 am
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:06 am
then i got into a fight anywasy
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:05 am
mine was mad because i left hee at home so i didnt get into a fight
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:05 am
sweet concert right in the bar. show started at 7 and played till 1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 4:04 am
As long as I make it home Mrs. Mooooo doesn't care if I'm Drunk, Stoned or Mortally wounded.........ahhhh, the love of a good woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 4:02 am
You should never come come drunk......that's just disrespectful.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:02 am
*came home drunk. My bad
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 4:01 am
Shes mad I didnt take her to a concert with me.... ...And came came drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 3:59 am
I feel your pain brother...I truly do.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 3:57 am
the only reason im still up is the GF is pissed off at me
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 3:56 am
haha, Im just playing!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 3:52 am
I've gotta get up at 0500 for 12 hour day shifts.....you'll understand better when you get out of daycare.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 3:41 am
You dont wana go there old timer! I understand its late, but arnt they putting you to bed a little early at the retirement home?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 3:22 am
seriously Frenchie?.....did you just call me a Pussy? I's on you crepe munching nancy boy.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 2:13 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 2:12 am
Word!....Night all.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 2:09 am
At the Central City Mission Massage Parlor - best bj's you can find considering half them don't have any teeth. :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 2:06 am
No really, Do you know where I can get some liquor and cheap women?....I'm bored and almost sober.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 2:03 am
Amen brother, preach it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 2:00 am
I wouldn't know, The only Parties I care about have liquor and cheap women.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 1:58 am
Good point Moooo and I'd like to add that since when does being a womanising drunk make you a liberal??????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 1:56 am
One time does not make a man a womanizer.especially if he regrets it.
Preacher Man - November 19, 2009, 11:15 pm
Sorry, Mooooooooooooooooooo, I don't fail. BJ cheated on Peg in the episode 'Hanky Panky', and while Potter didn't cheat on the show, he talked about a time he cheated on Mildred in 'Strange Bedfellows'. Winchester was a dick without being a womanizer.
Sean - November 19, 2009, 10:31 pm
Aggy was burned by Joanie Loves Chachie. He pre-ordered the lunchbox and went in with overly high expectations: for starters, he was expecting a comedy.
asfreeman - November 19, 2009, 10:23 pm
Why would you think liberals don't like drunks or womanizers. We had Kennedy, Clinton, Kennedy. By the way, did you ever read the MASH books; different but very funny.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 10:19 pm
W*A*L*T*E*R was funny but short lived. Trapper John, M.D.Was not so much funny.
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 10:16 pm
I refused to watch any spin-off... even then, I didn't want to spoil my love of the original show.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 10:15 pm
That was a sad day for all of us.....did you see the spin-off?
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 10:05 pm
I'll blame it on the 3 glasses of chablis, but I cried when radar left.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 10:03 pm
Classic! one of my favorite episodes.....That one and the one where the timed the whole thing because they only had so much time to save that kid. And the Finale. EPIC!
Sean - November 19, 2009, 10:01 pm
But what's that wiry stuff wrapped around it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 10:01 pm
Then blown up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 9:56 pm
It was Korea man....a lot of bad shit went down. And cool things were built with tongue depressors.
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Even Klinger was faithful, until he got a dear Joan letter.
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:54 pm
BJ cheated once and then felt aweful about it. I don't get that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 9:46 pm
Or Winchester.....you Fail Preacher Man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 9:44 pm
Come to think of it. Neither was Colonel Potter.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 9:42 pm
BJ was not a womanizer, He was committed to his wife Peg.(even when tempted)
Preacher Man - November 19, 2009, 9:29 pm
Actually, I'm a big MASH fan myself. Hawkeye was a very complex character. And to Spacedog: yep, every male character, married or not, was a chauvanist womanizer except Father Mulcahy and Radar.
spacedog - November 19, 2009, 8:49 pm
Was there anyone on that show that wasn't a drunk, chauvinist womanizer besides the Padre?
aesop's folly - November 19, 2009, 6:25 pm
yes, but he was lovable and i liked M*A*S*H, so stfu, 5/5 for remembering him

CAUTION - NEW ZEALAND RED LIGHT DISTRICT AHEAD - Ooooooh..., I wonder if Baa' Baa-raa Jane is working the late shift tonight..??

TAGS: sheep new zealand red light sex hooker lamb
Rating: 3.2/5

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Derek - May 20, 2010, 6:27 am
Friggin Ockers.

ALAN MOORE - I'M A BLOODY GENIUS! (and a chaos wizard)




TAGS: christchurch earthquake new zealand pzy
Rating: 3.96/5

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marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:47 pm
5L, it is funny. I even give 5L's to the posters that put my gender down, cuz I am an artist and a writer.. free speech. My husband fights for it, censorship...I will pass
stanliebermann - April 21, 2011, 2:28 pm
you fucks are so melodramatic. That was only a PUN! For pete's sake... grow a funny bone! What's the whole fucking deal with being politically correct!!! FUCK YOU!
stanliebermann - April 21, 2011, 2:26 pm
It's always funny.
kimbob - February 25, 2011, 12:35 am
this isn't even funny, i know alot of people down there and i have been there alot. it isn't funny now and it wasn't funny for haiti so fuck you cunt.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 9:56 pm
Yeah sorry.., that was the point I was trying to make that it was NOT funny at all, for that matter who ever it happens to.., but don't worry RR we have all kissed and made out.., whoops I mean made up...
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 9:53 pm
Yeah sorry.., that was the point I was trying to make that it was NOT funny at all, for that matter who ever it happens to.., but don't worry RR we have all kissed and made out.., whoops I mean made up...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2011, 8:43 pm
I think he meant that it's BS that it was funny when it happened in Haiti....his wording and punctuation are a bit wonky.
rerun - February 24, 2011, 8:30 pm

so, Haitians deserve to die & be made fun of but this country is off limits? What am I missing here?
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 6:30 pm
I'm grey area, defined. And I appreciate anyone else who understands it... even if they aren't the same.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 6:28 pm
Thanks Agg.., I feel the love.., hahahaha..., at the end of the day its like a poster I just posted about 'freedom of speech'.., we all have that right at least.......
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 6:10 pm
A virtual punch to the face?!?! You will be god if you can make that happen.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 4:56 pm
I respect hootizz... but remain steadfast in my "lighten up" campaign... and stick by my proclamation of Face-love... even if M has confused me more than steph1's gender. This... is... motifake!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 4:50 pm
ahhh i see what you are talking aboot mr m. Pretty cool.... i think.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 4:41 pm
I love me some Faceplant. Take it however you want.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 4:41 pm
Hmmmmmm, ban Mr M???? this could be interesting.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 4:35 pm
Face is da man.
culos - February 24, 2011, 4:22 pm
@face: Now you've got all of us trembling and shaking!
TheTrashHeap - February 24, 2011, 3:51 pm
"Shine Box"!! Classic!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 3:18 pm
And with agg's last comment i close the door on this discussion. Next one to bitch about this or anything else on this poster will get smashed in the face with my ban bat!
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:44 pm
Now, go get your fucking shine box.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:42 pm
The situation/tragedy is being handled in the light of a human coping mechanism. If you think that anyone here likes human loss, then you're the fool. Perhaps you prefer to harbor hate or hurt... the rest learn to cope. Levity doesn't change the humanity.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:39 pm
I recognize that many have taboo limitations. But, if you can laugh at one tragedy, make surte you can laugh at all. Again... it's not personal. It's a coping mechanism and healing process... the best that God ever created. Disrespect is a label.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:37 pm
kryshna - February 24, 2011, 2:26 pm
So, if we can laugh about x-church and Haiti, then I guess it is also OK to joke about 9/11, right?
tellitlikeitis - February 24, 2011, 12:57 pm
This is a current topic... this poster has been done in a very tasteful manner.
showmeone - February 24, 2011, 8:00 am
sometimes only humor ...makes us get thru it...RELAX
kiwi11 - February 24, 2011, 5:34 am
You're a complete @rse. I'm from Christchurch and have lost family and friends. Have some respect and a little compassion.
Nagard - February 24, 2011, 5:08 am
I have to agree with agdaniele and culos. And in the end this was still motiFAKE when I last typed in the URL.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:51 am
Yeah I hear where you are coming from.., but when you see Urban Search & Rescue teams from all over the world rushing to seen to help out, and when they interview them on TV they have tears in their eyes, suddenly all the humor seems to disappear...
culos - February 24, 2011, 3:48 am
We all feel the pain, we all sympathize, but it never hurts to take the sting out of things with a bit of humor, even when the smiles are sad ones. If feel our resident Psycho has done well, it would have been a lot easier to go overboard.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 3:39 am
Everyone has different levels of humor, and everyone handles tragedy differently. I know Pzy well enough to assure you he's not mocking the dead personally. Simply finding the humor in a tragic event.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 2:23 am
B...S..T it was funny when it happened to Haiti.., man there are some things you just don't touch.., especially when blood is still gushing from the wounds... As I said, its a very raw nerve....
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 1:56 am
5L for trying to find humor in the irony of everything. It's funny when it was Haiti, but when it hits home, all of a sudden, it's serious and taboo.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 1:12 am
Not funny man..., not even the slightest bit Fu...en funny..!! Sorry mate but you have directly hit a raw nerve.., there are 98 confirmed dead and 226 missing and those totals are expected to rise.., I hope no one you know is one of them...


TAGS: balance diet
Rating: 3.38/5

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Stormhawk - June 14, 2010, 7:57 pm
Bet it still taste like sushi
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 9:56 pm
LMAO.... well, I am thinking it's about 7th down on his list... but certainly, I shouldn't have overlooked it.
CANADA - November 16, 2009, 9:50 pm
aggy, you cant forget his paint chips as a part of a regular diet
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 8:08 pm
Now, in as much as the "hooked on phonics class" didn't fit... I am now convinced that your education has consisted of Duplo blocks, mint-flavored paste and soap bubbles. And, the occasional spelling-bee challenge against your teddy bear.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 16, 2009, 7:57 pm
They're probably not smiling because they all have their close on... still.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 16, 2008, 8:54 am
That says so much about you, Scorpio7.
Scorpio7 - December 16, 2008, 6:15 am
I'm trying to figure out why none of them are smiling. I would be, if I was in bed with 2 women, even if both of them were my sisters.


TAGS: balance of life kill bill practice i can do
Rating: 3.19/5

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FatherTyme - May 3, 2011, 10:05 am
Whoa, kinda perching close to NSFW, aren't we?
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 1:35 pm
We needn't look so hard for it when mooooo is around.
RON - July 25, 2009, 1:27 pm
thx Mr. MotiFake...didn,t think of sneaking thru...just posting like others...lol you must have that microscope out again...lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 1:22 pm
I'm surprised you didn't see it Bone. I figured you for a "check out the crotch first" kinda guy.
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 11:08 am
motifake - July 25, 2009, 9:25 am

Dont think you snuck this one thru ron ;-) I made an exception

AVALANCHE - I have the feeling someone is following me

VITAMINS - because vegetables are for noobs

TAGS: balancing out a fast food diet for decades vitamins
Rating: 2.71/5

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Me_ - January 13, 2010, 12:06 pm

FOX NEWS - Fair and.... *snicker* Fair 'n... *snort* Fair... *chuckle* and... *laughter* I can't! I can't say it with a straight face!

TAGS: fox news fair and balanced
Rating: 2.53/5
Sean - August 6, 2009, 11:41 pm
Agreed. Sucky poster. Lame attempt at humor. Regardless of your chosen target, funny is the protocal here.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:37 pm
Obviously another post from a close-minded liberal whose positions are so pathetically weak that they don't stand up to the scrutiny of an actual news agency. Wait, do you work in the White House? Robert Gibbs, did you post this?
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 2:06 pm
anonymous posting=66394
Sean - August 6, 2009, 1:57 pm
Proceed, sweet little drama queen.
rollseyes - August 6, 2009, 12:48 pm
Intellectual dishonesty in a libtard... I could fall over and die from "not suprised"!

NONCHALANCE - He's trying REAL hard

TAGS: nonchalance trying girl on lap
Rating: 2.36/5

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LogicDude - October 1, 2009, 8:37 am
His BF Chad was taking the pic.

SILK SPECTRE 1 - Golden Age girls do it best!

BUDDHISM - Remember: If You're Not A Good Person You Could Be Reborn - Even As A Staff

TAGS: new balance sport shoes probably for her 3h workout now
Rating: 2.07/5

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forseti - April 12, 2010, 11:35 am
I'm sorry for that, ice! ;)
ICEMAN - April 12, 2010, 11:06 am
You get 2L because you made me rush to get the eye bleach.

GALANTUS NIVALIS - as seen by fallen mountaineers

BALANCE - Left one might be dumb as hell

TAGS: butt perfection balance luls
Rating: 1.5/5

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KRis - September 9, 2008, 1:12 pm
Mmmmmmmm, I'm going back for seconds tonight!


Wonder Dawg -

TAGS: grocery cart scary dog balance super hero
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - October 15, 2014, 8:35 pm
This one got by me. 5L

DRUGS! - Just Say No!

TAGS: mpumalanga middelburg africa kuier afrikaans
Rating: 4.67/5

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ughomer - January 23, 2013, 11:33 am
5-Lions for this. Why not post some more of these?


TAGS: calander chefs celebrity iron
Rating: 4.64/5

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Greeny - August 26, 2011, 6:30 am
Allez cui5ine!
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 3:34 am
Motifake Chef, where 'Today's mystery ingredient' is ALWAYS Timmay
crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:25 am
How did you know Morimoto was my favorite? 5 extra helpings!

Delicate Balance -



TAGS: dedicated to alan greenspan the dane cook of the federal reserve
Rating: 4.14/5

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phydeaux - April 5, 2010, 12:41 am
Oh, and another 5 for Sean.
phydeaux - April 5, 2010, 12:41 am
Oh yes I can. And quite often am.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 11:39 pm
aka: married. 5L

BALANCE OF JUSTICE - Graphic Description

Hans Zimmer -

TAGS: music john williams danny elfman alan silvestri superman
Rating: 3.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2014, 11:27 pm
I'm just saying it's despicable using a foghorn as the main and only instrument in a music soundtrack. Seriously, what the hell is that about?!? It could be argued that this is "his style", but what he makes still isn't music.


BALANCE - in all things.

THE MUTANT SON OF JACK LALANNE - Despite The Banging Of Barbells, Carrot Top Was Never Sacrificed To The Gods Who Said The Godfather Of Fitness Didn't Have A Heart?

TAGS: lalanne godfather fitness mutant ginger
Rating: 3.33/5

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lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 8:31 pm

I think the heavy eye makeup is a festive touch~~along with the ever-so-light touch with the pink lipstick. I'd write more, but I'm shuddering~~~


...TO THE QUESTION - no one asked

TAGS: alan iverson basketball nba
Rating: 2/5

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HGCaboose - January 2, 2009, 10:54 pm

WEAZEL NEWS - The only place I go for news because I like my news to be fair and balanced.

TAGS: weazel news fair and balanced
Rating: 1.92/5

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Claire - September 9, 2009, 10:41 pm
Non-biased news?! The apocalyps is upon us!
Zed - September 5, 2009, 11:36 pm
Rollseyes, ever hear the phrase "pot calling the kettle black"?
Rollseyes - September 5, 2009, 10:22 pm
That's it... just keep spreading the hate.

DENTAL WORK - Because Avs Fans Can Tell When You're Hiding Something.

Realisation -

you know it hailed alot -

TAGS: hail dog middelburg funny mpumalanga
Rating: 4.8/5

Unbelievable -

TAGS: funny fishing middelburg mpumalanga sexy
Rating: 4.75/5
spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:36 pm
Heh, hammerhead shank is looking to plant a nail.


comfort -

TAGS: funny dog middelburg mpumalanga honde
Rating: 4.43/5
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 8:16 am
good'n here


chop on...chop off -

TAGS: braai funny middelburg mpumalanga chop
Rating: 3.25/5

HOLY SHIT! - They're Real?